A* - MasterCard (the best card of its suit)

A* - Rocket(s) (looks like rockets)

A* - Seed(s) (???)

A* - As-Nas (the persian game from which some think poker is derived, which is probably a french mis-spelling for Az-Nas, "my beloved Ace")

A* - Bull(s) (???)

A* - Eye(s) (probably from snake eyes in dice)

A* - Sharp Toy(s) (or sharp tops, sharp on top, see also A4)

A* - Spike (spiked on top)

A* - Spot (all numbered cards are spots, 5-spots, etc, and an ace is a one-spot, or just spot)

A* - Tee Pee(s) (looks like tee pees)

Ac - Puppyfoot (looks like one)

Ad - Pigs Eye (???)

A-A - Pocket Rockets (looks like rockets)

A-A - Alan Alda (an alliteration, star of Mash)

A-A - Eyes of Texas (from the Elvis Presley song, probably an elaboration on dice)

A-A - Needles (looks like needles)

A-A - Rat's Eyes (an elaboration from dice?)

A-A - Snake Eyes (from dice)

A-A - Sticks (looks like sticks)

A-A - Albert Anastasia (first mob boss killed gangland style in 1957, as per clevelandrounder on RGP)

A-A - Rocky Mountains (looks like mountains, from Mat Rampson)

ArAr - American Airlines (if both red, because the logo is red)

ArAr - Visine (if both red, two red eyes, it gets the red out, from Gary Phillips on RGP)

AsAc - Joe Louis (two black eyes, what you will get in the ring if you fight Joe Louis, from Gary Phillips on RGP)

AsAc - Banditerna (swedish for "the Bandits")

A-K - Big Slick (???, if same suit = Big Slick in a Suit)

A-K - Santa Barbara (due to a big oil spill off Santa Barbara)

A-K - Walking Back to Houston (gamblers who played this hand too strongly were often left with no getaway money)

AdKd - Mike Haven (Mike played two pre-flops all-in in a row with these cards to win the final table, coming from behind.)

AdKd - Barry Greenstein (from 5th annual JBWPO in Tunica MS, as per Hooter Huon)

AsKs - Exxon Valdez (if both spades, The Valdez created a big black oil slick in Alaska, as per Peder Jakobsen on RGP)

A-Q - Big Chick (imitating Big Slick)

A-Q - Anthony & Cleopatra (A & Queen)

A-Q - Big Trick (vulgar, reference to big slick, as per coninthian420 in RGP in 2004)

A-Q - Mrs Buttersworth (???)

A-Q - Not According to Doyle (because he never plays this hand, see also T2. Doyle was the first player to win $1 million in tour)

A-J - Ajax (Ace Jacks)

A-J - Arctic Highway (???)

A-J - Foamy Cleanser (ajax)

A-J - Jack Ass (jack ace)

A-Jo - Ace Jackoff (if offsuit, from Bachelor Hand, sounds like a starship pilot, as per Paramecium on RGP)

AbJb - Black Jack (if both black, from 21)

A-T - Bookends (both ends of a top straight)

A-T - Johnny Moss (???, Poker hall of fame, won the WSOP in 70, 71 and 74)

A-9 - Rounders Hand (from the movie)

A-9 - Driving the Truck (from the movie, Rounders, as per Jay DeucesUp on RGP)

A-9o - Chris Ferguson (Chris has been said to look like Jesus and used an A9 twice to win the 2000 WSOP)

A-9o - Jesus (see Chris Ferguson)

Ac9c - McDerment (if both clubs, Matt Damon lost all his money with this in the movie Rounders, as per clevelandrounder on RGP)

A-8 - Dead Man's Hand (Wild Bill Hickok was holding aces and eights when he was shot in the back by Jack McCall in the M)

A-7 - Red Barron (Sven, the Flying Ace)

A-6 - Mile High (the Flying Ace and sex, or Airplane and Sex)

A-5 - High Five (Ace "high five")

A-4 - Amen (pronounced Ah-men, the traditional 'amen' cadence in church music is IV to I)

A-4 - Sharp Tops (these two cards both have sharp tops)

A-4 - Filipino Aces (derogatory misreading of two sharp tops)

A-4 - Transvestite (because you anticipated a second Ace, but were quite disappointed when you looked closely)

A-4o - Crashing Airlines (because peeking at the corners, sometimes people mistake a 4 for an A, as per The Beet Man on RGP)

A-3 - Baskin Robbins (31 Flavors)

A-3 - Ashtray (imitates Ace-trey)

A-2 - Acey-Duecy (from the game, as per b_add9 on RGP)

A-2 - Hunting Season (A Bullet and a Duck)

A-2 - Shocker (possibly from the band AC/DC which sounds like AceDuece, and their album, Shocker)

A-2 - Arizona (AZ, Z looks like a 2)

A-2 - Big Balls (if you raise with it, song by AC/DC which sounds like AceDuece, as per Bill Henderson)

A-2 - Highway to Hell (if you call with it, song by AC/DC which sounds like AceDuece, as per Bill Henderson)

A-2 - Problem Child (if you make a pair of aces, song by AC/DC which sounds like AceDuece, as per Bill Henderson)

A-2 - The Candlestick (???, as per Supe and friends on RGP)

Ab2r - Shocker (sexual reference, two fingers in the front and a pinky in the back is called a shocker)

Ab2b - Back in Black (if both black, song by AC/DC which sounds like AceDuece, as per Bill Henderson)
 
 

K* - Cowboy(s) (starts with K sound)

K* - Man (because a king is a man)

K* - Ace Magnet(s) (because they draw out aces to beat you)

K* - Gorilla(s) (from King Kong)

K* - K-Boy(s) (Starts with K)

K* - King Kong (King K*ng)

K* - Monarch(s) (kings)

K* - Sergeant(s) (from K company)

K* - Eds (???)

Kc - Alexander (from Alexander the Great, one of the"four original kings" put on cards in fourteenth-century Europe)

Kd - One-eyed King (the king of diamonds is the only one with a side view of his face)

Kd - Jack Nicholson (mad man with an ax, aka "Heeere's Johnny")

Kd - Julius Caesar (one of the"four original kings" put on cards in fourteenth-century Europe)

Kd - Man with the Axe (the king of diamonds is the only one holding an axe)

Kh - Charlemagne or Charles (from King Charles VII of France, one of the"four original kings" put on cards in fourteenth-century)

Kh - King without a Mustache (the king of hearts is the only one with a mustache)

Kh - Suicide King (the king of hearts has a sworld at his head)

Ks - David (from the Biblical King, one of the"four original kings" put on cards in fourteenth-century Europe)

K-K - Cold Turkey (term borrowed from five card stud, a pair of kings, back to back, on the first two cards)

K-K - Cowboy Wolford (from Byron "Cowboy" Wolford, not sure of reason)

K-K - Gorillas in the Mist (from the movie starring Seguorny Weaver)

K-K - Kangaroos (kangaroos are used on childrens alphabet cards to illustrate a K)

K-K - Kinkerbells (courtesy of Vince Van Patton on Celebrity Poker)

K-Q - Divorce (if it loses, and Marriage if it wins)

K-Q - Ferdinand and Isabella (Spanish King & Queen)

K-Q - Lucy & Ricky (king and queen of TV)

K-Q - Royal Couple (king and queen)

K-Q - Parents (they are parents of the prince, as per Mat Rampson)

K-Qo - Mixed Marriage (if off-suit, comes from the game of pinochle)

K-Qo - Othello (as per Mat Rampson)

K-Qs - Marriage (if suited, comes from the game of pinochle)

K-J - Kojak (mimics KJack)

K-J - Bachelor's Hand (if offsuit "Jack-King-Off")

K-J - Harry Potter (written by JK Rowling)

K-J - King John (KJ)

K-J - Tucson Monster (???)

K-J - King Jackoff (if offsuit, a reference to the Bachelor Hand, as per cpowers38 from RGP)

K-J - People Who Need People (Barbara Streisand Song, the luckiest hand in the world when it pays off)

K-T - Big Al (???, named after Big Al Emerson)

K-T - Katie or Katy (imitative)

K-T - Woodcutter (offsuit, possibly from the Legend of King Edward and the Woodcutter???)

K-9 - Pair of Dogs (from canine)

K-9 - Canine (sounds like k9)

K-9 - Dirty Dog (if both are black)

K-9 - Mongrel (from canine)

K-9 - Pedigree (from canine)

K-9 - Bird Dog (A dog that hunts birds, if you play it you join the rail birds)

K-9 - Bust-All (Named after Joe Abrahan from Los Angeles, as per Hooter Huon)

K-9 - Dog Pound (see canine)

K-9 - Dope Dog (In Mississippi Casinos, as per Hooter Huon)

K-9 - Fido, What a Dog (a derivative of canine)

K-9 - The Mutt (see canine)

K-9 - Turner & Hooch (from the movie, see canine, as per Supe and friends from RGP)

K-9o - Sawmill (if you play K9 off-suit too much you'll end up working)

Ks9s - Bob Barker (game show host, last name barker as in canine, Barker believes in spading dogs, as per Dealer Buttons on RGP)

K-8 - The Feast (the King Ate)

K-8 - Kokomo (imitative)

K-8 - Dr Spoon (The Dentist's Favorite Hand, as per Hooter Huon)

K-8 - Gorilla Biscuits (old school hardcore band) (Old school hardcore band, as per Mat Rampson)

K-8 - Monica Lewinsky (she ate the king)

K-8 - My Girlfriend Kate (sounds like kate, as per Mat Rampson)

K-7 - Columbia River (there's no place like the Columbia River to grab the King Salmon when they run)

K-7 - King Salmon (in the northwest, the say "seven" like "saban," see King Crab)

K-7 - Kevin (Kseven sounds like Kevin, as per Supe and friends from RGP)

K-6 - The Concubine (the with whom the King has sex)

K-5o - Rotten Cowboy (because peeking at the corners, sometimes people mistake a 5 for a K, as per The Beet Man on RGP)

K-4 - F**king the Queen (what is a king for?, as per Skins on RGP)

K-4 - Fork (FourK, if offsuit = Fork Off, if spades = Spork)

K-3 - King Crab (3 looks like crab)

K-3 - Alaska Hand (from Alaskan King Crag)

K-3 - Sizzler (the home of all-you-can-eat King Crab)

K-3 - Commander Crab (a derivative of King Crab)

K-2 - White Men Can't Jump (from the movie, they play the king and the duck at the end of the film, as per Supe and friends )

K-2o - Big Fritz (???, offsuit)
 
 

Q* - Lady(ies) (if they win, but if they lose they are whores)

Q* - Broad(s) (if they lose)

Q* - Girls (a euphemism for whores, only if they lose, coined by Swen Larsen)

Q* - Madam (if it wins, with respect, referring to a senior hostess in a poker house, or if it loses, referring to the proprietor of a house of ill-repute)

Q* - Whores (only if they lose, but if they win, they are ladies)

Q* - Bitch(es) (from the poker game, Follow the Bitch, where the card after a queen is wild)

Q* - Dame(s) (if they lose)

Q* - Dyke(s) (vulgar, if they lose)

Q* - Hen(s) (female chickens)

Q* - Hooker(s) (if they lose, but if they win, they are ladies)

Q* - Joy Girl(s) (if they lose, a reference to prostitutes)

Q* - Mop Squeezer(s) (politically incorrect, women in the kitchen)

Q* - Puta (vulgar, spanish whore, only if she loses)

Q* - Stenographer(s) (traditionally a women's job, came from 1930's term for Queens, typewriter)

Q* - Typewriter (see stenographer)

Q* - Witch(es) (if she loses, Lady if she wins)

Q* - Girls with Curls (???)

Qc - Argine (one of the"four original queens" put on cards in fourteenth-century France, may represent Juno, the)

Qd - Rachel (the biblical Rachel, one of the"four original queens" put on cards in fourteenth-century France)

Qh - Helen of Troy (one of the"four original queens" put on cards in fourteenth-century France)

Qh - Judith (from the Bible, one of the"four original queens" put on cards in fourteenth-century France)

Qs - Black Maria (a variant of the game of Hearts, where the Queen of Space is 13 points, but King and Ace are also p)

Qs - Calamity Jane (Martha Jane Canary who was buried in Deadwood next to Wild Bill Hickok)

Qs - Maria (aka Black Maria, a variant of the game of Hearts, where the Queen of Space is 13 points, but King a)

Qs - Molly Hogan (???)

Qs - Pallas Athena (one of the"four original queens" put on cards in fourteenth-century France)

Qs - Slippery Anne (a variant of the game of Hearts, where the Queen of Space is 13 points, but King and Ace are also p)

Q-Q - Siegfried and Roy (two queens)

Q-Q - Canadian Rockets (???, or Canadian Aces, because they revere the Queen of England)

Q-Q - Four tits (vulgar)

Q-Q - Pair of Wire Cutters (dikes)

Q-Q - San Francisco Wedding (gay reference)

Q-Q - Two Chicks at the Same Time (sexual reference)

Q-Q - Jailhouse Rock (homosexuality in prison)

Q-Q - Hilton Sisters (jetset party girls Paris & Nicki Hilton)

Q-J - Maverick (from Maverick TV show theme song, "Livin' on jacks and queens. Maverick is a legend of the west.")

Q-J - Fred & Ethel (if Lucy and Ricky are KQ)

Q-J - Oedipus Rex (incestuous mother and son)

QsJd - Pinochle (the big hand in pinochle)

Q-T - Goolsby (???, named for Everett Goolsby, well known Texas gambler. Crony of Doyle Brunson,Cowboy Wolford, Bennie )

Q-T - Greyhound (if you play it you ought to catch the next greyhound out of town)

Q-T - Quint (imitative)

Q-T - Robert Varkonyi (in the 2002 WSOP, Varkonyi knocked out Phil Hellmuth? and eventually won the final event with thi)

Q-T - Grattitude (ten-q, thankyou, as per Will Johnson on RGP)

QsTs - Chipwich (???, if both spades)

Q-9 - Quinine (imitative, from lowball)

Q-8 - Face Sitter (vulgar, the queen ate)

Q-8 - Kuwait (sounds like Kuwait, as per Mat Rampson)

Q-7 - Computer Hand (there is a story of an early computer simulation in which Q7 was a break-even hand)

Q-6o - Peanut Butter & Jelly (???, offsuit)

Q-5 - GrannyMae (if both spades, an old-time player, Granny=Queen, Mae=5th Month, some say Q5 spades was her favorit)

Q-4 - B-Diddy (???, the rap artist)

Q-3 - Gay Waiter (queen with a tray)

Q-3 - Posh Gay Waiter (queen with a tray, only if 3 is spades)

Q-3 - San Francisco Bus Boy (queen with a tray)

Q-3 - Bitch with Crabs (queen, with a three that looks like a crab, as per felixgufin from RGP)

Q-2 - Windsor Waiter (queen with a tray)

Q-2 - Aunt Jemima (see Mrs Buttersworth)

Q-2o - The Vesty (coined by Chris Wiley from RGP in honor of a friend they know that wins with it)
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*=any single, o=offsuit, r=red, b=black, c=clubs, d=diamonds, h=hearts, s=spades or suited